While I waited for drama queen, I decided to toss back a few Cape Cods. Finally, she emerged from her lair looking like Norma Desmond waiting for her close up. We headed into the night toward Loyola Marymount and whatever potentially bad decisions were awaiting us.
|My lips are drop dead sexy.|
Remember that scene in The Shining where a guy in a costume was in a rather suggestive position? Well, I came flying through the door and stumbled in to the 50 Shades of Grey dimension. For a moment, I had to pause and focus because I wasn’t quite sure what I was seeing. After I figured it out and became monumentally frightened, I hightailed it out of there before something insane went down.
|Care to join us?|
|My heart is beating so fast, man!|
|The late, great, Tom Snyder|
|Hey, Morty! Welcome to transfer hell.|
|NASA? Can you help me transfer this call from Mission Control?|
|You know you want me.|
|Don't look at me!|
|Yep. I am so smooth.|
|Hey everyone! I was on tv!|